However, I do take exception to charging me a $5 handling fee -- in addition to the $3.75 duty and the $2.53 in tax -- when you can't be bothered to open the package.
Especially when you don't even get the classification of the contents correct.
I can assure you, Wollmeise Lace contains absolutely no cotton, and to brand it with the name acrylic is a crime that simply cannot go unremarked by Piggy.
I mean, really. Talk about adding insult to injury.
Although I suppose I should be grateful that you didn't put your grubby mitts all over my precious, precious Wollmeise.