2. Actually, that's not exactly true; it's not the randomness that bothers me. It's when the randomness stops...randomly. Such as when two different colourways feature remarkably similar shades of green at the same place in the skeins.
Making the bands of contrasting colours come to an abrupt halt in a band of solid muted green.
3. When it comes to knitting with yarn that bites back, I am way too lazy to do anything about it. I know there are solutions to this problem, but I just want to push on through.
4. It really frosts my cookies that I'm likely to finish this bloody Noro scarf faster than anything else I've ever knit.
5. I need more gin.