...it's going to be a bumpy few weeks.
Oh yes, indeed. Because, you see, I am about to embark on a journey that will almost certainly prove dangerous, both for myself and for any poor schmuck who has the distinct misfortune to get in my way.
For, flying in the face of rather excruciating past experience, and against my innate sense of pessimism, Piggy is planning to cast on for a lace project.
And it's NaBloPoMo, piggies.
But don't panic. I haven't decided on the yarn yet. That should give you a couple days' reprieve.