Someone like Jean Westbrook in Macclesfield, England, who produced a cardigan that fits her entire family -- all at once -- in just three weeks.
That's a five-foot by five-foot cardigan, piggies. By comparison, Piggy's knit 26 inches of Weasley Jumper in about the same amount of time. (No new picture of the jumper...really, why bother?)
Oh, and while Jean has been working and going to school, Piggy's been...well, not.
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