As regular visitors might recall, a few months ago -- back around Valentine's Day -- Piggy made a proposal of marriage to the genius behind Turtle Mountain Foods' So Delicious Coconut Milk ice "cream".
Shockingly, Piggy has yet to receive a response from her intended. And while she is not the type to suffer such indignities with perfect grace, an exception will be made in this case.
Because that wicked Turtle Mountain employee has come up with something even better.
These things, my piggies, are the best. thing. ever.